greg

greg
1. (greg) (1894↑, 778↓)
A scottish word used mainly in glasgow meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women

do you like him? Yeah hes ok but hes a bit of a greg... really, i thought he was shy? nah he flirts with all the girls when hes drunk

2. (Greg) (1482↑, 608↓)
Greg or Gregory is usually someone who is great at many things not so much at others but an awesome person, a little different and people just love them.

Greg is frickin' awesome\!

Author: joejimbobsaget http://greg.urbanup.com/3280737
3. (Greg) (1037↑, 540↓)
An Extremely good looking person. Coolest Kid Around. Extremely Funny. Very Modest.

Super Sam: Omigosh whos that kid? Cory: Thats Greg. Super Sam: Wow hes Hot. Cory: Hes Pretty Cool Aswell. Random Kid (Jack): Yeh, that Greg is on Great Guy, Wish I could be like him.

Author: GreG's Number 1 Fan. http://greg.urbanup.com/2274913
4. (greg) (1127↑, 746↓)
Slang term for a man's penis. Must be in lowercase, it is a common noun.

"Dude she totally wants my greg"

5. (Greg) (690↑, 477↓)
Someone who skips School on a monday.

Person1: Where's Greg? Person2: It's Monday Person1: Oh yea Person1: Where you were yesterday? Person2: Oh, i was pulling a greg

6. (Greg) (491↑, 279↓)
Great friend. Down to earth. Handsome. Amazing smile. Always playing, talking about, or thinking about: football.

Greg is starting kicker and has a nice ass\!

Author: sophiabstract http://greg.urbanup.com/3622063
7. (greg) (427↑, 214↓)
adj: to be insanely cool or [tight];n. one who is ultimately the coolest person one knows.

"He seems like a greg person." " i think Jake is my greg."

Author: gregdaking2000 http://greg.urbanup.com/2092725
8. (greg) (277↑, 108↓)
most wonderful guy you'll ever meet in your life, he would make you smile ina heartbeat (: and hes deff bangablle :p but the biggest reason you'll love him is because hes just the perfect guy ever .

i love my gregg (:

9. (Greg) (128↑, 41↓)
A highly intelligent, eager to learn everything, hard working successful man. Greg's are usually very social and careful not to hurt peoples feelings but will put you in your place if you deserve it. They are very fun when in their element and have a great sense of humor. Very giving, flirty, sexy, honest. Greg's are great Husbands and great lovers.

They can't sit still because they are to eager to learn. They are very loyal doting Husbands. Greg's have great sex\!\!\!

10. (Greg) (182↑, 99↓)
Greg, usually short for gregory is almost always a a gentle loving person. they have great compasion. and care about other peoples feelings. they are one of the most down to earth people you'll ever meet(: sometimes is a a guy that isnt a horny basterd.

Girl 1: aw, i thought you were crying. Girl 2: well, im better now, greg saw me and rushed to make me happier. so im better now. girl 1: yeah, that seems like greg, he is so sweet.

11. (greg) (153↑, 71↓)
A guy who likes to show himself after a shower and then acts shy. Just admit it - you want it\!

He keeps gregging me - must be awful horny

12. (Greg) (103↑, 39↓)
A Greg is the most amazing person in the world and many many girls fall head over heals for him. He is very caring, loving, sexy and just plain fun to be around. Whenever he smiles it lights up your day and girls would do anything to have him. He is strong and has a HUGE dick which many girls would die for.

I had a hell of a time last night with Greg, I am sooooooo lucky to have him\!

Author: ladysarah1784 http://greg.urbanup.com/4677160
13. (Greg) (101↑, 53↓)
Someone who is cool, nice, modest and highly intelligent. Warning: May have bad handwriting and/or the tendency to use up other people's phone batteries. Always comes top in exams, generally a very busy and important person.

A: I'm going to study for my test now. B: You don't need to, you'll do great anyway... you're such a Greg\!

Author: purplepurplepurple http://greg.urbanup.com/3987847
14. (greg) (57↑, 30↓)
a wonderful guy sorta nerdy who flirts with all the ladies and tries to act cool which he is but he has to show it from on the inside not the outside

nerdy, likes starwars, cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool, amazing, defined, this is greg

15. (GREG) (40↑, 21↓)
he will definetly become your [best friend], often will have dark hair, and/or blue eyes. he.will.complete.your.life. when you find a greg, keep him.

omg [greg] is my best friend ever, i dont know what i would do without him\!

Author: sidney\<3crosby http://greg.urbanup.com/4936327
16. (Greg) (18↑, 7↓)
1. A guy who is very [perverted] 2. A guy who hits on every girl he hears of... even if he has never me them and they live hundreds of miles away 3.A [douche bag] with who things he's a total baller

1. "Eew Greg just asked what size bra I wear... wtf I don't even know him\!" 2. "This guy clear across the county just asked me out. Must be another Greg." 3. Greg- "Hey baby, wanna hook up?" Girl- "No you weirdo\!" Greg- "Whatever I can have any chick... you look like you ain't good in bed anyways

17. (greg) (17↑, 7↓)
a awesome guy with godly hands and who is always right

wow that kids a greg that greg is way better then taylor

18. (Greg) (31↑, 22↓)
The embodiment of ataraxia, a greek term for freedom from worry, fear, and other preoccupations. According to the philosopher Epicurus, it is the only true happiness possible for a human being.

When the Velvet Underground wrote the song Sweet Jane, they must have known Greg.

Author: MountainBluebird http://greg.urbanup.com/4422343
19. (Greg) (12↑, 8↓)
black person

look at that large group of Gregs over there

Author: gregkiller2.0 http://greg.urbanup.com/5955656
20. (Greg) (13↑, 11↓)
Someone who is constantly boning Justin’s sister every day. Enjoys Korthuis buns with hot icing on them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. does not need rest cause (he) is an animal.

what? you and Kirsten?\! you Greg\!

Author: meanjeans.debruin http://greg.urbanup.com/5503107
21. (Greg) (2↑, 1↓)
To Greg - Fall badly, face first Gregged - Fell badly, face first

Connor took a Greg and really hurt himself. He was lucky he didn't lose his teeth. What happened to Connor? He Gregged\!

Author: ConnorThe Ghost http://greg.urbanup.com/6179633
22. (Greg) (14↑, 15↓)
More than likely will do it in this order: ass, mouth, hair. Homewrecker....

That dude just totally Gregged her, and now her husband is suicidal.

23. (Greg) (21↑, 22↓)
The most awesome goth guy you will ever meet, he's always there for you and goes out of his way to make sure that you have a smile on your face and warmth in your heart. The best friend you could ever wish for, don't let him go. This is one guy that you wouldn't mind being around for days at a time, and you look forward to speaking to him because he always finds a way to brighten your day.

Raven: He's my best friend, you should meet him, you'll love him. :) Sarah: He must be a Greg, Gregs make the best of friends.

24. (greg) (19↑, 20↓)
a russian with a sniper who isn't afraid to use it

Dude 1: you know that guy up the street? Dude 2: the one with the barbed wire fence? Dude 1: Yeah, what a greg. gotta love it.

25. (greg) (1↑, 3↓)
(verb) to fail miserably, without any hope of saving face; specifically refers to completely failing a school assignment or exam. Usually used for dire situations. Variations: gregging, gregged,

Oh my God, I totally just gregged that test my mom is gonna kick my ass.

Author: Johnny Redcock http://greg.urbanup.com/6318049
26. (greg) (1↑, 3↓)
a boy who likes a girl, doesn't tell her, then she likes him and he stops talking to her. really dramatic and wants attention all the time. exactly like the word gregarious\!

"Whatever happened to that guy you liked?" "Oh.. he turned into a greg..."

27. (greg) (7↑, 9↓)
verb. the act of vomiting in an inconvenient situation present form: gregging future from: to greg past form: gregged

Rob was so excited for the baseball game until he gregged on the subway on the way there.

Author: DuckMeat2011 http://greg.urbanup.com/5426133
28. (Greg) (4↑, 7↓)
Greg is the chillest kid ever. He's got the chillest friends and is liked by everyone. He also posseses super ninja powers. He's also really hot. His skills include airsoft, paintball,lacrosse and hooking up with girls. He's pretty much amazing.

Wow tht kid just scored 4 times\!\! Yeah bu thts because he's Greg Oh wow iv never met one of them before

Author: NumberedNinja http://greg.urbanup.com/5956685
29. (Greg) (6↑, 17↓)
A male of the human genus who can only have sex on the first Wednesday of the month and only in the the second half of the year ei, July-December. Greg can only fornicate with women named named Janice, Ellen, Diana, Bobbie, Sandra, and Lucy. If these requirements aren't met, his penis promptly falls off and has to be reattached with specialty imported superglue made from camel shit, horsefly eggs, chicken cheese, cryogenically frozen corn gruel, and the whipped RNA extract from the saliva of a pica patient's gum bezoar.

Greg's detachable penis will get him nowhere in life. Greg must learn to have sexual relations with women with other names or he has a very slim chance of getting laid in the future. My boyfriend's penis falls off unless I have sex with him infrequently under very specific criteria, he must be a Greg.

Author: soberbutugly http://greg.urbanup.com/5540222
30. (Greg) (8↑, 19↓)
A large piece of Elephant dung.

Ohh darn....I stepped in greg\! Yuckk\! That's gross\! OMG\! Now i have to get new shoes... the greg ruined them\!

31. (Greg) (39↑, 52↓)
an amazing guy. honest, outgoing, and talented. also very good looking. singing is his talent; and also falls in love with a girl named Lisa

Greg, you're just perfect.

32. (Greg) (11↑, 25↓)
Gaylord

You know in most languages Greg means Gaylord don't you?

33. (greg) (52↑, 68↓)
a cool guy who is always at the gym because he used to be a fatty but now hes thin with a nice bod. he is very friendly and never talks on the phone except with his bfffl.

greg is kayla's best friend forever for life.

34. (Greg) (30↑, 47↓)
A pretty cool kid. He has a fro, is white, and is Christian AND Jewish at the same time. He always shares fries.

Greg\! Hit me up some fries, man\!

Author: Fitokitte-Sanchez http://greg.urbanup.com/4254204
35. (Greg) (24↑, 43↓)
n. A guy who waits outside the bathroom waiting for drunk girls who look like theyre gonna puke so he can follow them in and put it in their butt while they're puking.

Man 1: Yo dawg, why u waitin outside the bathroom? Man 2: I'm waitin for girls that are green in the face? Man 1: Why? Man 2: Shhhh. Hold on, here comes one now. This girls about to get Gregged.

36. (Greg) (32↑, 51↓)
one who lacks emotion or shows apathy towards most situations.

Hey, wanna go to the mall with us? I don't care Stop being so Greg.

37. (greg) (41↑, 61↓)
one who cannot tell a lie

Dude have you met greg berman? That man can't tell a lie

Author: donloncocksucker http://greg.urbanup.com/3490199
38. (Greg) (24↑, 45↓)
someone who has been known to have a small penis and a huge mouth.

greg brock

39. (Greg) (11↑, 33↓)
The biggest tool to ever walk the earth. Is extremely over sensitive and a flaming homosexual. His favorite artists are Jack Johnson and Brandon Flowers.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the way that guy looked at me? Guy 2: Yeah bro he totally checked you out. Guy 1: What a freakin Greg Guy 2: Definitely a Greg..

40. (GREG) (23↑, 46↓)
Grouping of a womans frontal clothing to make it looks like she has a penis

Damn she is so cute..But what the hell is in the front of her dress...Looks like a greg.

Author: wekillsuckas buddy http://greg.urbanup.com/4372287
41. (Greg) (20↑, 45↓)
Comes from gregory; croation; usually a douche bag and totally immautre. See [matt]

Your acting like a Greg today

42. (Greg) (60↑, 85↓)
A friend's hot boob that creeps into the side of pictures.

She's got a greg.

Author: TheRealDeal86 http://greg.urbanup.com/3280540
43. (Greg) (23↑, 51↓)
A boy who sucks donkey testicles, with his panties in a bunch.

God damn Zak, get your panties out of a bunch before people think your Greg.

Author: blisteredotter http://greg.urbanup.com/4653502
44. (Greg) (16↑, 45↓)
A self-engrossed, self-centered, princess among princes that would felate Payton Manning in an instant and thinks Def Leppard is the greatest band in the world. What a tool\!

Dirt: Did you see that toothless mountain person over there listening to 80s crap rock? Dust: What a Greg\!

45. (greg) (18↑, 49↓)
man born with 4 fingers but still manages to use them all...ATM

she got gregged

Author: rabbislimjim http://greg.urbanup.com/3865105
46. (Greg) (9↑, 43↓)
Greg a.k.a. Gregory Royston Harry Ginevar Shore a word that can be used in place of all other words. usually with negative, or disgusting connotations

i need to take a greg lets go for a greg i just left a greg in the [toilet] that is such a greg thing to do holy greg what the greg dont be such a greg i totally just smoked a greg outside

47. (Greg) (27↑, 63↓)
A person who throws up after/during every party where people are getting intoxicated. Even if there isn't any alcohol around he'll find a way to vomit all over your mom's expensive Persian rug.

P1: What happened to my mom's Persian rug? P2: Looks like Greg pulled a fast one. P1: But it was only my sister's sixth birthday.. My dad was the only one with alcohol and all he had was a glass of wine\! P2: Greg always finds a way...

Author: Chestertonsvilleshire http://greg.urbanup.com/3906976
48. (Greg) (42↑, 78↓)
Greg, a small but handy instrument used for picking fluff out of the belly button when lying on the couch watching tv. rare and expensive.

I was lying on the couch enjoying playing with Greg

49. (Greg) (42↑, 80↓)
An individual who is permenantly stuck in boy-hood. Often portrays immaturity and sarcasm. Greg's have no respect for anyone and cares only about getting a piece. When first meeting a Greg, he will tell you what you want to hear and is very kind - but dont let it fool you\! Greg's see women as nothing more than objects and have more than one at a time. They are unreliable, untrustworthy and embarassing to be around. Gregs are not dating material and will more often than not disappoint and hurt. Greg's cannot be trusted and have an addiction to stealing and are often in trouble with the law. All Gregs should be isolated from society.

Gregs are often poligamists

Author: fed-up-with-it 21 http://greg.urbanup.com/4497815
50. (Greg) (33↑, 73↓)
Greg usually meaning asshole.

Greg is someone who will talk a girl up and then use her. known to sleep with girls and then date them for a few months only to find another girl to call her and bitch her out. He usually likes it in the ass and is a cowardly pussy.

51. (greg) (27↑, 68↓)
To cock something up, to make a hash of it,

Oh no, I've totally gregged this mechanism up\!\! Man, my bike is gregged\!

52. (Greg) (26↑, 68↓)
1. Someone who lacks cooking skills and cooks Texas Toast garlic bread in the toaster. 2. Male species of the phenotype nerd. Ears spontaneously turn red.

"Why is there cheese in the bottom of your toaster? Did you pull a Greg?"

53. (Greg) (31↑, 74↓)
A Greg in the wild will often drink in excess and then lose all sense of self. Others around him are often left red faced and ashamed that they have taken a Greg under their wing. Don't let a Greg fool you, they will go by another name to cover up their true identity. Watch out for these predictable creatures, approach with caution\!

"I thought that guy was chill, but he was just a Greg."

Author: Not a Greg fan http://greg.urbanup.com/3271673
54. (Greg) (17↑, 65↓)
A horrible person.

Jordan: (While playing Halo 3) Matt don't you dare kill me with that energy sword. Matt: Ha\! Got ya\! Jordan: Fuck you\! You are such a greg\!

55. (Greg) (13↑, 62↓)
this is a very GREGT person they say every person is a new door to a different world, but there is one person that you are going to live your life with\! if your name is greg and your with someone whos name starts with A and ends with L stay with them they will do you good\!

my friends Greg and Ariel are ment to be together

Author: savannah westmorlen http://greg.urbanup.com/3565914
56. (Greg) (23↑, 75↓)
a totally sexy guy who loves girls named kayla. he is also totally smexy.

greg is so zipkicker and he loves a girl named kayla

Author: oh my moses\! http://greg.urbanup.com/2141784
57. (greg) (38↑, 94↓)
someone who walks very fast with their butt sticking out.

a greg looks like a walking duck

58. (Greg) (83↑, 142↓)
a derogatory term for a spastic or retard

you are such a Greg don't be a Greg

59. (Greg) (25↑, 87↓)
A kind of grown man that likes to hit on and molest little boys. He tries to play himself off as a straight male, but does not even attempt to hide his love for the underaged boys. The median age for the type of kids he's attracted is his weight divided by his age. If the child does not fall into that age range, he is not attracted to said child. Gregs can usually be found working at grocery stores creeping on the little boys. To save on groceries, a young boy can swipe the store's discount card between Greg's asscheeks for 10% off. If you are a female of any age, do not expect to receive any help.

\#1: Did you see that child molester that got caught on the news? \#2: Yeah, he's such a Greg\!

60. (greg) (26↑, 90↓)
to vomit into your mouth or throat without actually puking. the vomit is immediately swallowed before thought is given, leaving a bile aftertaste generally

that bear-hug caused me to greg

Author: NickB111111111111 http://greg.urbanup.com/3299875
61. (greg) (47↑, 119↓)
fagget who has a giant head and has man-gina

that kid is such a greg

62. (Greg) (15↑, 101↓)
man who falls in love with a girl named maria

that dude is a greg

Author: erikthechamp http://greg.urbanup.com/3306926
63. (Greg) (44↑, 140↓)
Greg is short for smoke. The term came from Basketball player Greg Ostertag. "yosi" is the filipino term for cigarette. Yosi sounds like Ostertag, but we use the first name cuz it's shorter.

Hey Mark, wanna go for a Greg later?

64. (Greg) (71↑, 180↓)
A gay cock blowing human that spends his time blowing on guys and if he gets the chance he'll blow you\!\!\!\!\!

Dude dont be such a greg\!\!

65. (Greg) (84↑, 195↓)
(Noun) A small penis (Verb) To have your penis shrunk by lack of use

Billy has a Greg Billy uses his dick so little, it has gone Greg.

66. (Greg) (50↑, 166↓)
a 22 year old man who likes to bust in two minutes and cant go any longer. more likely to fuck a 17 year old to come to find out she is carring a STD, HPV. yeahhhh for you\!\!

matt: dude i GREGed again dan: y matt ur so good as i hear from ur girlfriend wen she screams ur name matt: idk lately i cant keep the load in, its just not workin dan: i kno it hasnt been workin out for u.

Author: asian invasion1457 http://greg.urbanup.com/2979886
67. (greg) (29↑, 150↓)
sickkest sk8er in the world owns at the game s.k.a.t.e he will kill u ... (in bed)(nsk)

Man i wish i was greg

Author: dildos in my mouth http://greg.urbanup.com/3204526
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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